The apple never falls far from the tree: Britneys sis pregnant at 16

Damn. didn't really see this one coming. Britney's mom may want to hold off on the parenting book.

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Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, tells OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Video: Brit's teen sis is pregnant Jamie Lynn "keeping the baby"

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Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

"As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody," she says. "Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine says.

"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears says. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, says: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious.

Britney faking pregnancy??

This is a must read from MSN. Britney is in another world.

Still reeling from those tabloid tales of Britney Spears' purported plans to adopt twins? Then you'd better grab a double dose of Dramamine, because you're gonna feel woozy after getting a gander at the latest cover of In Touch.

"Yes, she's pregnant!" the mag terrifyingly declares. "Ultrasounds, her excited e-mails to friends -- now the father of Britney's third child confirms it's true."

(That sound you hear is either your brain melting or the approaching hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Your call.)

The kicker, according to a source, is that Sean Preston and Jayden James' court-monitored mess of a mommy "won't be happy unless it's a girl."

The supposed daddy-to-be? Music producer and onetime Spears paramour J.R. Rotem, who is quoted as saying of the spawn speculation, "It's true."

While it's unclear whether Rotem was laughing, winking and making a "gotcha" gesture when he allegedly said this, the mag claims Brit e-mailed her ultrasound to pals on Nov. 16.

And it turns out In Touch isn't the only outlet with sources deep inside Britney's uterus.

Star also jumps on the stork bandwagon, offering up -- amid ooky talk of how she allegedly has an X-rated "Fantasy Room" and poop-stained furniture (courtesy of her sons and pets) that we'll spare you from hearing -- a purported MySpace posting as proof.

"Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked -- almost four weeks to be exact," the tab (via the New York Daily News) claims she wrote in a message. "I don't really know if I'm happy or sad I'm just ... idk [I don't know] I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!"

Thankfully, there appears to be no reason to panic just yet. Spears' suctioned-on BFF Sam Lutfi tapped out a text to Ryan Seacrest Wednesday morning refuting the bun-in-the-oven rumblings.

"It's BS," he wrote. "Don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake. Completely fake."

For good measure, Lutfi also sent a message to People, calling the baby talk a "big lie."

Britney "laughed at it," he says, adding that she probably won't address the story directly because "if she were to give a statement about every lie, she'd be giving statements forever."

(And that just wouldn't be "kewl.")

Lutfi issued the denials shortly after he and Britney finished an all-night video shoot for "Piece of Me," the second single off her rapidly fizzling album "Blackout."

But did the gruesome twosome leave a miffed cast and crew in their wake?

Us Weekly reports the responsibility-rejecting pop calamity showed up 12 hours late for the shoot, which took place at Los Angeles hot spot Social.

Brit was supposedly due on-set early Tuesday morning, but didn't leave her house until after 7 p.m., when Kevin Federline's bodyguards fetched Sean and Jayden.

"I've been there since 3 p.m. and have not shot a thing!" grumbled a dancer to the mag. "I finally finagled my way out. It's all very unorganized. They are calling in more people for late night."

Insiders snitch to TMZ.com that Brit's tardiness was due in part to Kevin's reluctance to alter their existing custody schedule. Seems she wanted him to swap days so she could shoot the video (reportedly already postponed three times), but Federline, "fed up" over his ex's constant visitation changes, nixed the idea.

From the sound of it, however, Britney's presence didn't seem all that crucial to filming.

A set source tells Us she used a "body double to shoot all the scenes that don't require her face."

The video's concept was quite the acting stretch for Spears, who was snapped on-set surrounded by a cast of blond-wigged, trench-coated clones.

"The paparazzi are following her, so they're dressed alike to trick them," a spy explains to People. "They all go into a club to get away. One [photographer] sneaks in, but Britney, in the end, discovers him."

It certainly sounds more compelling than her "Gimme More" video, a slap-dash, quick-cut, widely derided affair pieced together from shots of the Britster flailing around a stripper pole in a skimpy outfit.

"[Spears] is really freaked out about everything," the insider fesses up to People. "She's just really nervous and feels like everyone might make fun of her again."

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Instead of getting a new family car, Britney decided to buy a new Mercedes SL65, after she has both failed a drug test and ran a red light with her children in the car. I guess sending that text message is more important than your to kids.

Britney leaves kids in Car to shop

And you wonder why they gave the kids to K-Fed.

Leave it to Britney Spears to turn a humiliating indictment of her mothering skills to her advantage. On Sunday, TMZ.com captured the sense-impaired screw-up as she exited her car and left Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, who were strapped in their car seats and in the line of paparazzi fire, under the watchful eye of the court-appointed monitor.

So, what pressing business prompted Calamity Brit to treat the woman whose opinion weighs heavily in her custody battle with Kevin Federline as her personal babysitter?

Was she checking to see when "Bee Movie" was playing? Or stopping to get directions to the nearest petting zoo? Or running into a bookstore to buy the entire Dr. Seuss collection with some of the $700,000-plus she rakes in every month?

Nope.

Turns out the mangled-maned chart-topper (despite everything, "Blackout" is a hit) was shopping for a chandelier, a luxury lighting emergency that cut into the three supervised visits per week she's allowed with her sons.

Spears' personal paparazzi contingent snapped her gazing at the bright and shiny wares at a store called the Crystal Palace, while back in the car the monitor appeared to do her best to keep Sean Preston entertained.

She even managed to win a rare smile -- distressingly dentally challenged though it looked -- from the little guy, using a little-known technique that involves actual adult-to-child interaction.

Alas, this wasn't the only instance Britney's complete lack of judgment was on display over the weekend. She hit a tanning salon on Saturday, a bronzing appointment so important she couldn't be bothered to find legal parking.

Apparently unaware that cluelessness is not a recognized disability, she pulled her white Mercedes convertible into a clearly marked handicapped spot (as captured by shutterbugs) and traipsed off to age her skin prematurely.

At this point, Britney would be wise to take advantage of the sympathy pangs being felt by one of Hollywood's biggest stars.

Julia Roberts is offering the cautionary tale a safe haven, although she might want to think twice about any playdates involving twins Hazel and Phinnaeus and newest arrival Henry.

"I see and hear what's happening to Britney Spears," the Oscar winner tells the December issue of Vanity Fair, "and it's all I can do not to move her into my guesthouse and say, 'OK, this is how it's going to be!' And just take care of her."

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Britney and Romo....Don't do it Romo

Apparently not heading the advice to never shoplift the pootie from a single mother, Cowboys star quarterback Tony Romo was seen recieving a lapdance from none other than Britney Spears.

Ryan Seacrest – who was at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo — said he saw the singer give him a lap dance.

"I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood,” he said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. “She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She kind of smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking."

"Lap dancing?" a co-host asked.

"I mean some would say," Seacrest said."

She's on his lap," the co-host continued. "

Yeah," Seacrest replied.

Usmagazine.com reported Spears (with longtime pal Alli Sims) first met up with Romo when they made a five-minute stop at Ketchup restaurant in L.A.after her frenzied custody court hearing on Friday. Spears and Sims left after about five minutes.

The pair hit Les Deux around 10:30 p.m. Romo, 27 (who was recently linked to Sophia Bush), and his friends joined them a short time later.

"She was dancing and talking a lot with Tony," an onlooker told Usmagazine.com.
Spears, the witness added, "seemed in a really good mood and was super happy when [one of her] songs came on." Her pal Avril Lavigne also popped by her table to say hi.

In typical Spears club style, the singer changed into a new dress and shades in a club bathroom midway through the night.

By 1:15 a.m., Spears left with Sims, but returned to the club a short time later after realizing she accidentally left her cell phone behind.

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