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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Getting Married!

Getting Married!
It's about time! According to People, Beyoncé and Jay-Z filed a marriage license in Scarsdale Village, N.Y. on Tuesday morning! The source says the document is valid for 60 days. They have until then to make it legit! How exciting! The couple have been dating for about SIX years now. Beyoncé's mouthpiece responded, "No comment." Jay-Z's spokespwhore could not [...]

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It's about time!

According to People, Beyoncé and Jay-Z filed a marriage license in Scarsdale Village, N.Y. on Tuesday morning!

The source says the document is valid for 60 days. They have until then to make it legit!

How exciting!

The couple have been dating for about SIX years now.

Beyoncé's mouthpiece responded, "No comment." Jay-Z's spokespwhore could not be reached for a statement.

Wonder what big, fluffy white confection Tina Knowles is whipping up for B's big day!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]



Get Well Soon (And For Good), Champ!
Roger Ebert is still undergoing major health problems and getting more surgery soon. Click here to read his first-person account of his ongoing battle with illness. Our thought are with ya!

Roger Ebert is still undergoing major health problems and getting more surgery soon.

Click here to read his first-person account of his ongoing battle with illness.

Our thought are with ya!



Another Celebrity Line Announcement
Kimora Lee Simmons' new line for juniors, Fabulosity, will be sold exclusively at JCPenney starting in July. Oh goodie…it's being launched just in time for back-to-school shopping! According to the press release, "Fabulosity embodies a lifestyle of confidence, beauty and fashion sense, all at a smart price." Sounds like the same shit all celebs spew about the lines [...]

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Kimora Lee Simmons' new line for juniors, Fabulosity, will be sold exclusively at JCPenney starting in July.

Oh goodie…it's being launched just in time for back-to-school shopping!

According to the press release, "Fabulosity embodies a lifestyle of confidence, beauty and fashion sense, all at a smart price."

Sounds like the same shit all celebs spew about the lines they're hawking to the young ladies.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]



Despite Shitty Ratings…
Lily Allen's BBC talker has been given the green light for season two! Lily says, "I'm thrilled that we're going to make a second series of the show, it's been such a laugh." Too bad folks have been laughing AT her - not with her! Allen's show opened to mixed reviews and blah ratings (just 255,000 viewers for [...]

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Lily Allen's BBC talker has been given the green light for season two!

Lily says, "I'm thrilled that we're going to make a second series of the show, it's been such a laugh."

Too bad folks have been laughing AT her - not with her!

Allen's show opened to mixed reviews and blah ratings (just 255,000 viewers for the first episode). Figures fell to 173,000 at the beginning of last month.

But the figure has since crept up to 300,000 viewers for more recent episodes.

A BBC suit praised the Smile singer saying she's "developed astoundingly well as a TV host in just a few weeks".

After a crappy few months things are looking up for Lily!

Time to go out, pAArty and get fucked up to celebrate the good news - just like any other night for Allen.

[Image via WENN.]



Hillary Clinton's April Fool's Joke
CLICK HERE to check it out!

CLICK HERE to check it out!



MORE Wrestling World Insanity
A new, twisted and sick bit of wrestling news seems to emerge every day! Former pro-wrestler Harrison "Hardbody" Norris was sentenced to life in prison on Tuesday in federal court in Atlanta. Life in prison? That's mayjah! Whatever did he do to deserver such a sentence???? Norris ran a scheme to force women into prostitution. WTF?! Norris was convicted [...]

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A new, twisted and sick bit of wrestling news seems to emerge every day!

Former pro-wrestler Harrison "Hardbody" Norris was sentenced to life in prison on Tuesday in federal court in Atlanta.

Life in prison? That's mayjah!

Whatever did he do to deserver such a sentence????

Norris ran a scheme to force women into prostitution.

WTF?!

Norris was convicted last November of numerous charges including conspiracy, commercial sex trafficking and witness tampering.

Norris has claimed he just ran training camp for women to become professional wrestlers.

If that's the case, then Eliot Spitzer should start going to a lot of WWE matches!


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