Victoria Beckham is the latest celeb to pose naked for Marc Jacobs skin cancer awareness campaigns. We love M.J. and Posh, but…. Last time we went to one of the Marc Jacobs stores to try and buy the Selma Blair edition of this shirt, they didn't come in an XL!!!!!! What are us big girls to do???? We don't [...]
Victoria Beckham is the latest celeb to pose naked for Marc Jacobs skin cancer awareness campaigns.
We love M.J. and Posh, but….
Last time we went to one of the Marc Jacobs stores to try and buy the Selma Blair edition of this shirt, they didn't come in an XL!!!!!!
What are us big girls to do????
We don't wanna end up doing crazy shit like THIS!
A Beautiful Bedtime Story
This is just too juicy! The zexy peeps at Fantasmica wrote a personalized erotic story about P-Nasty and our future husband, Chace Crawford. It's called "An Unexpected Pleasure" and it gets quite steamy! CLICK HERE to read the delicious piece of adult-oriented fan fiction. [Image via WENN.] It had been a quiet day for [...]
This is just too juicy!
The zexy peeps at Fantasmica wrote a personalized erotic story about P-Nasty and our future husband, Chace Crawford.
It's called "An Unexpected Pleasure" and it gets quite steamy!
CLICK HERE to read the delicious piece of adult-oriented fan fiction.
[Image via WENN.]
It had been a quiet day for Perez. A slow but constant drizzle of rain had kept most of Los Angeles at home and indoors. With hardly anyone braving the weather for a trip to Starbucks or an expensive baby boutique, there had been no celebrity baby bumps to photograph and generally very few celebrity sightings at all. As the rain was expected to continue well into the night, Perez knew that the hard-partying celebs would probably stay locked up in their hotel rooms rather than go out to the clubs tonight. He finally had a night off!
Rather than staying home and hanging out with his dog, Teddy, Perez decided to hit up his favorite gay bar. The bar was on the outskirts of L.A., and Perez liked it because it was small and private. He definitely wouldn’t run into any celebs there, so he could finally relax and not think about work.
Once he got to the bar, he sat down at one of the tables, ordered his usual drink, and started to check out a few of the guys on the dance floor. Suddenly, his eyes stopped on a young guy who stood at the edge of the dance floor. “No fucking way,” thought Perez, “no FUCKING way!” But it was definitely him: Jace Lawford, a star in a new hit TV show. Perez had been all over him for months, constantly writing about him in his celebrity blog. He had also thought plenty about all the places and ways he’d like to literally be all over him. In fact, as he stood staring at him, he felt a wave of heat flow over his entire body.
At the very same time, Jace was looking around the bar, and upon meeting Perez’s eyes, he recognized him immediately. They stood staring at each other for several seconds, both frozen with shock. After a few moments, Jace suddenly snapped out of it and confidently walked directly to Perez’s table and sat down.
Perez quickly said, “Well…this is certainly the last place I’d ever expect to run into you!”
“I was afraid you’d recognized me…,” Jace replied. “Believe me, this is the last place I expected to run into you, or anyone else that might recognize me, for that matter.”
“Why exactly are you in a gay bar anyway?” Perez asked. Jace looked quickly away, and in that instant Perez knew the answer. “You?! You’re gay?!” Perez exclaimed.
“My publicist insists that I stay closeted because being gay would decrease my appeal to the female fans,” Jace said sullenly. “So I come here every now and then when I have free time, and…”
“Satisfy your need for cock,” Perez finished, unceremoniously. He felt genuinely sorry for the young actor, but he couldn’t help but think of lots of dirty ways to comfort him.
As the two men continued to talk, Perez admitted that he’d had a crush on Jace for some time. With a smile, Jace silently leaned over and kissed Perez. From that point on, the two men talked about their lives and Hollywood…and flirted with each other. At one point, Jace even mentioned that he, too, had a crush on Perez and had always admired his fearless attitude toward life.
Soon it was time for the bar to close. With Jace a little tipsy at this point, Perez offered to give him a ride home.
“I don’t want to go home tonight, Perez. Can’t I just crash at your place?” Jace asked.
After what seemed like an eternity, the two men finally arrived at Perez’s house. Perez offered to make Jace and himself a couple of drinks. He left Jace on the couch as he went to his bar to mix martinis for them both. Suddenly, just as he dropped an olive into one of the glasses, he felt hands slowly sliding around his waist. As Jace pressed his body against him, Perez could feel Jace’s hard-on aggressively pushing against his butt. It took only a second for Perez’s dick to become a raging boner that begged to be freed from his restrictive pants. His whole body began to tingle with anticipation as he focused on the feeling of Jace’s hands sliding across his body.
Without even allowing him to turn around, Jace slid his hands down Perez’s waist to his zipper and quickly made his pants drop to the floor. At this point, Jace grabbed Perez by the shoulders and swung him around to face him. To Perez’s shock and delight, Jace was already completely naked. Perez’s gluttonous eyes relished every inch of the young man’s body. He quickly noticed that Jace’s hard-on was impressive, even set against his large muscled torso. In a matter of moments, Jace was on his knees in front of Perez looking up at him.
“I want to suck you dry,” Jace said in a low tone. Perez didn’t even have a chance to respond as Jace greedily pulled his dick from his boxers. Perez’s dick head glistened with pre-cum, and Jace took the time to enjoy it by sliding his tongue across the head and back into his mouth, relishing every drop. Then Jace slid his lips over Perez’s pulsating dick and slowly devoured it. With all of his attention focused only on the throbbing cock in his mouth, Jace took his time tasting, kissing, sucking, and licking it, until Perez couldn’t take any more. Grabbing Jace’s smoothed-down hair, Perez thrust his cock deep into Jace’s throat as he came. Even though he almost choked on the mass amounts of cum being shot down his throat, Jace continued to greedily swallow Perez’s dick until he was done.
Afterwards, they both lay on the floor catching their breath. “Wow,that was pretty hot,” Perez finally muttered, “and I think you actually might have sucked me dry.”
Jace, lying comfortably beside him, breathed a deep sigh of contentment in response. “I do have to say though,” Perez continued, “as hot and wet as your mouth was tonight, I really wanted to fuck you in the ass. I’ve been fantasizing about getting my dick in your tight little asshole ever since I first saw you.”
Jace rolled over to look Perez directly in the eyes as he replied, “It’s only three a.m., I’m sure you’ll fuck me at least three times in the ass before it’s even dawn.”
And with that, Perez reached towards Jace’s still-hard prick, ready for round two.
The End
Jessica Simpson Likes It From Behind
They're still going strong! After a weekend getaway in Rancho Mirage, Tony & Yoko Romo returned to Los Angeles yesterday. AND, the blonde one returned to the scene of the crime! A blitzed Simpson and her failed quarterback of a boyfriend were seen leaving the Key Club on Monday night, home to the Metal Skool party. All you gossip [...]
They're still going strong!
After a weekend getaway in Rancho Mirage, Tony & Yoko Romo returned to Los Angeles yesterday.
AND, the blonde one returned to the scene of the crime!
A blitzed Simpson and her failed quarterback of a boyfriend were seen leaving the Key Club on Monday night, home to the Metal Skool party.
All you gossip aficionados will remember that the Metal Skool party was that fateful night when Bam Margera claims he hooked up with Jessica….while she was still married to Nick Lachey.
She wanted to take her new bf last night.
It's one of her favorite spots! It brings out her inner slut.
[Images via WENN.]
Off The Wagon
Lindsay Lohan may be heading back to rehab soon! The actress, who admitted to relapsing while chugging on a bottle of champagne during a party in Italy over the Christmas holidays, seems to be returning to her hard-pAArtying ways. We told you, New York is trouble for her! LL has been boozing it up in Manhattan, the NY [...]
Lindsay Lohan may be heading back to rehab soon!
The actress, who admitted to relapsing while chugging on a bottle of champagne during a party in Italy over the Christmas holidays, seems to be returning to her hard-pAArtying ways.
We told you, New York is trouble for her!
LL has been boozing it up in Manhattan, the NY Daily News is reporting.
The recovering addict knocked back "at least two" vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, says the paper.
"Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail," says a friend, attempting to explain.
Didn't she learn anything in rehab?????
Just A Little Trinket
In case you're on the West Coast and just getting into work….. Britney had another breakdown last night! Click here for all the details. After Spears' fight with Osama, she was reunited with her paparazzo lover, Adnan. And, the mother of two was curiously wearing a ring on her engagement finger! Adnan has said that Britney wants to have [...]
In case you're on the West Coast and just getting into work…..
Britney had another breakdown last night! Click here for all the details.
After Spears' fight with Osama, she was reunited with her paparazzo lover, Adnan.
And, the mother of two was curiously wearing a ring on her engagement finger!
Adnan has said that Britney wants to have his baby.
Hopefully she wants to be his bride too!!!!!
Getting married right now would be the best thing Brit Brit could do, don't ya think?????
Married and pregnant again within three months. We hope.
[Images via WENN.]
Now This Is How You Do It, Ladies!
Girlfriend was all done up for her shopping expedition yesterday! Full-on! Not only was Mimoo shopping for jewelry at Van Cleef & Arpels in Beverly Hills on Monday, but she sipped champagne as she did it. Bitch brought along her dog as she shopped and walked out with a huge bag. We love that she had her hair [...]
Girlfriend was all done up for her shopping expedition yesterday! Full-on!
Not only was Mimoo shopping for jewelry at Van Cleef & Arpels in Beverly Hills on Monday, but she sipped champagne as she did it.
Bitch brought along her dog as she shopped and walked out with a huge bag.
We love that she had her hair and make up done and a session with her stylist.
Gotta look good for the paparazzi photo shoot!
[Images via WENN.]
Juliane Moore Starving Herself!
Poor thing! Julianne Moore has confessed to existing on a diet of granola bars. In a frank interview with Eve magazine, the actress talks about the pressures to sustain an ‘acceptable’ figure in the film industry, plus her whacky diet. She revealed: “I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola [...]
Poor thing!
Julianne Moore has confessed to existing on a diet of granola bars.
In a frank interview with Eve magazine, the actress talks about the pressures to sustain an ‘acceptable’ figure in the film industry, plus her whacky diet.
She revealed: “I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate having to do it to be the 'right' size. I’m hungry all the time.”
Girl, that ain't no way to live!
“I think I’m a slender person, but the industry apparently doesn’t," she adds. "All actresses are hungry all the time, I think.”
How sad.
Maybe that's why so many of them are so crazy!
Hold On Tight, Lynne!
What's in that bag???? So, here is where things stand. After Britney's huge fight with Osama Lutfi on Monday night, she met up with paparazzo lover Adnan Ghalib. The two drove around LA for a while and at one point even got a flat tire. Paparazzi madness ensued. However, late this morning, Brit Brit reunited not only with Osama [...]
What's in that bag????
So, here is where things stand.
After Britney's huge fight with Osama Lutfi on Monday night, she met up with paparazzo lover Adnan Ghalib.
The two drove around LA for a while and at one point even got a flat tire. Paparazzi madness ensued.
However, late this morning, Brit Brit reunited not only with Osama but also with her mother, Lynne.
At around 1:30 A.M., they all paid a visit to Long's Drugs and then they went home.
Look at how Lynne is clutching her baby.
Don't let go, mom!
[Image via WENN.]
Maya Angelou Thinks Barack Lacks Experience
One of Oprah Winfre's favorite people in the world, Maya Angelous has come out in support of Hillary. The Clinton campaign is featuring the esteemed poet in a new radio commercial featuring her distinctive and captivating voice. Says Angelou: “As a child, Hillary Clinton was taught that all God’s children are equal, so as a mother she understood [...]
One of Oprah Winfre's favorite people in the world, Maya Angelous has come out in support of Hillary.
The Clinton campaign is featuring the esteemed poet in a new radio commercial featuring her distinctive and captivating voice.
Says Angelou:
“As a child, Hillary Clinton was taught that all God’s children are equal, so as a mother she understood that her child wasn’t safe unless all children were safe.
I know what kind of president Hillary Clinton will be because I know who she is. Hillary Clinton has always been a strong woman and a passionate protector of families. For 35 years, that’s exactly what she has been doing.
Each generation of African Americans stands on the shoulders of those who came before. Today, the challenges facing us threaten the dreams we have had for our children. We need a president with the experience and strength to meet those challenges.
I am inspired by Hillary Clinton’s commitment and courage — a daughter, a wife, a mother — my girl.”
Headline Of The Week Weak
"Hollywood couple sentenced in maid 'slave' case" This is awful! CLCK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline. Hollywood couple sentenced in maid 'slave' case A former top Hollywood studio lawyer and his wife were on Monday sentenced by a Los Angeles judge after admitting to mistreating their Filipino maid in a case of "modern-day slavery," a [...]
"Hollywood couple sentenced in maid 'slave' case"
This is awful! CLCK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Hollywood couple sentenced in maid 'slave' case
A former top Hollywood studio lawyer and his wife were on Monday sentenced by a Los Angeles judge after admitting to mistreating their Filipino maid in a case of "modern-day slavery," a court heard.
US District Judge Dale Fischer ordered James Jackson, 53, a former vice-president of legal affairs at Sony Pictures to perform 200 hours of community service for admitting a charge of alien harboring.
Jackson's wife Elizabeth, 54, was given a three-year jail term after pleading guilty to a charge of forced labor.
In passing sentence, Fischer said Elizabeth Jackson had treated the victim, former schoolteacher Nena Ruiz, worse than her dog.
Ruiz was forced to eat three-day-old food and to sleep on a dog basket after working 18 hours a day. Over the course of several months' employment between 2001 and 2002 she was paid only 300 dollars.
"These defendants subjected their victim to what amounts to modern-day slavery," said Justice Department prosecutor Wan Kim after the Jacksons pleaded guilty in August last year.
In a related civil lawsuit, Ruiz said Elizabeth Jackson regularly slapped her and pulled her hair.
The Jacksons also threatened to turn her over to immigration authorities if she left them, Ruiz said. Ruiz finally fled the Jacksons after she was hit in the mouth with a water bottle in February 2002.
Elizabeth Jackson said in a letter read out in court on Monday that she took full responsibility for her actions.
"In my life I have always tried and strived to do the right thing," she said. "I failed in this case."
Defense lawyers argued against a jail sentence for Jackson, saying the couple had already suffered enough by being forced to declare bankruptcy.
However Fischer denied a request for home confinement, telling the court: "It seems she treated her dog much better than she treated her victim."
Ruiz won 825,000 dollars in damages from her former employers at a 2004 civil trial in Los Angeles.
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